3 March 2024
The Bunch - Red Rover Red Rover/ Happy Like This
25 February 2024
Carl Gresham - It First Began/ Comedy Version
Label: None
Year of Release: not issued
Acetates are an expensive folly in the average record collector's life. If you see one in a second hand record shop or on Discogs or eBay, the price is usually ratcheted sky-high, the seller knowing that the scarcity and uniqueness of the offering is going to make it very enticing. Yet when you do purchase one, what you usually get is a songwriter warbling over some basic piano melody they've written, or a half baked beat idea from some smalltown group whose ideas and style hadn't moved on from 1962.
And then, of course, there's stuff like this which surely had a backstory, but I'm damned if I know what it is. Carl Gresham was a highly influential man about town in Bradford, being a record store manager and club DJ at the turn of the sixties, and occasional actor - he was Tom Courtenay's stand-in for "Billy Liar" - and a "personal appearances" agent to the stars, offering them work opening supermarkets and department stores (which begs some serious questions about that 'supermarket opening' scene in the film "Billy Liar", which does not feature in the novel at all. Was this a sneaky, knowing nod to Gresham's sideline business?)
Gresham - or "The Gresh" as he was known to friends and associates - gradually grew into something of an establishment figure in Bradford, appearing in pantomimes and having his own weekend breakfast radio show on Pennine Radio, so it wouldn't have been unexpected to see him pushing out a novelty single at some point.
The trouble is, though, this sounds like a very early sixties demo with very simple Freddie & The Dreamers styled melodies, which dates it ahead of Gresham's rise to minor fame. On the A-side you've got a frivolous, cheery melody buried in a terrible mix which he chirps along to serviceably. It's a pleasant enough early beat offering but nothing to crack open the cheque book for.
Over on the flip, however, is a very strange "comedy" version of the song, which was apparently arranged and conceptualised by the director and producer David Mallet, who worked with Les Dawson and Kenny Everett later in his career, as well as becoming one of the most successful music video directors of all time. In this The Gresh whacks out, screaming and shouting, making panicky asides about "falling down the hole in the middle of the record" and generally acting the giddy goat. It's not clear what this piece of work is connected to or why an acetate of it was pressed. It's possible it was to accompany a comedy show or idea which never got commissioned, but equally likely it was just Gresham dicking around in his remaining studio time.
28 January 2024
The Whales - Come Down Little Bird/ Beachcomber
Barnsley's The Whales, for example, were Opportunity Knocks winners in 1968 and were given a fantastic opportunity to break through afterwards; a contract with CBS was duly inked, and the group were paired with the brilliant Mark Wirtz to produce a debut single. "Come Down Little Bird" was the outcome, and while it has since been compiled on "Piccadilly Sunshine", making it well known amongst the popsike cognoscenti, it was perhaps a bit too lacking in pizazz for the mass market. Wirtz clearly offered them a solid enough tune, but not one which sounded like a hit - the chorus is gently lilting rather than forceful, while the verses are too childlike and gentle to compensate. It's not bad, it's just clearly no "Teenage Opera".
18 January 2024
Reupload - Fuzz Face - Mighty Quinn/ Voices From The Sky
14 January 2024
Ulysses Smith - Jet Aeroplane/ The Next Train In The Morning
17 December 2023
The Victors - Take This Old Hammer/ The Answer Is No
6 December 2023
Ted Rogers - I Can't Stop Thinking Of You/ All I Need's The Baby
Label: Piccadilly
Year of Release: 1965
3 December 2023
The Paupers - Southdown Road/ Numbers
29 November 2023
Reupload - Mike Wade - On The Make
Label: [acetate]
Year of Release: [n/a]
Acetates, particularly ones of unreleased songs, spark huge excitement in me. It doesn't necessarily matter if the song isn't a lost gem - I've been getting my knees dirty digging in plastic crates for long enough now to know that's a very rare occurrence - it's just interesting to get hold of a polished recording which never made it past the private studio pressing stage. If a record that only sold fifty copies is scarce, then an acetate which was only shared among a handful of people is always going to feel a bit like a "precious thing" to a record collector.
The trouble is, acetates usually aren't very cheap either, and if I'm being honest, they tend not to overly enthuse "Left and to the Back" readers, who perhaps sense that if it wasn't good enough to make it into record shops, it's probably not worth clicking to investigate further. If I'm being fair, that's not usually an unreasonable assumption. "So what have we here?" you may well ask while stroking your chins, and let me tell you...
Mike Wade was one of many theatrical, big-voiced male solo singers in the sixties, who issued one 45 on Beacon ("Lovers", backed with the danceable "Two Three Four") and two on Polydor ("Happiness" and "Lovin' You Lovin' Me"). With a singing style which does seem rather reminiscent of Scott Walker at times, he nonetheless failed to take the kind of creative risks our dearly departed friend did - there were to be no songs about death or Stalin, nor meat punched for its percussive qualities round at Mike's house.
As Scott became ever more introspective and experimental, perhaps record label bosses saw Mike Wade as being somebody who could be wheeled into his place. That really wasn't to be, though - all his singles sold poorly, and it's very tricky to track down any of them now. Scott's, on the other hand, have been reissued time and time over.
26 November 2023
Val and the V's - I Like The Way/ With This Theme
19 November 2023
The Nocturnes - Why (Am I Treated So Bad)/ Save The Last Dance For Me
The Nocturnes, however, obviously heard some of the gospel elements, noticed a discernible eeriness to them and decided to amp up these aspects. This version opens with a droning organ then introduces vocals which sound as if they've escaped from the mouths of the spectres on "Johnny Remember Me". Thudding, echoing beats occasionally introduce themselves like funeral drums, and the end effect may not be quite what The Staple Singers had in mind - in fact, there's a whole debate to be had here about whether a white Brummie group deviating from Roebuck Staples' intentions is appropriate - but it is startling. It's not exactly the precursor to The Specials "Ghost Town", but it does nonetheless take a politically charged topic and cut it through with a desolate, windblown feel.
The B-side, on the other hand, is a fairly hollow pedestrian jog through The Drifters classic which sounds as if it may have been recorded in one take. You can't have everything.
5 November 2023
The Pineapple Chunks - Drive My Car/ Dream About You
29 October 2023
The Collectors - I Must Have Been Blind/ The Beginning
While this was their first and only UK release, The Collectors had a long and complicated history in Canada prior to landing here. They initially formed as The C-Fun Classics in 1961, then eventually changed their name to the Canadian Classics, and were the house band of the British Colombia station CFUN-AM. While I haven't been able to track down all the records they released in this guise, the few sips I've tasted are more-or-less what you'd anticipate given the band's purpose - slick, professional and sweet but not anything to telephone your friends about.
As the years moved on, however, a slightly rougher edge began to work it's way into their sound. 1965's "I Don't Know" has sulky vocals and snappy fuzz guitar lines, and may have been a hint of things to come. By 1966 they had experienced a reshuffling of their line-up which prompted a name change to The Collectors, with the line-up of this act consisting of Howie Vickers on lead vocals, Bill Henderson on guitar, vocals and keyboards, Claire Lawrence on Saxophone, Flute, Keyboards, Harmonica & Vocals, Glenn Miller (no, not THAT one, you dolts) on bass and vocals, and Ross Turney on drums.
They became the house band at Torch Cabaret in Vancouver, grooving their way through the dancefloor hits of the period, but gradually began to introduce original material of their own. Most of this output deviated from the old style of The Classics and had folk rock and psychedelic arrangements cut through the centre. Some bona fide hits subsequently arrived in the form of "Looking At A Baby" (number 23 in the Canadian charts) and "Fisherwoman" (number 18) but perhaps the most fascinating artefact of all is the album "Grass and Wild Strawberries", written as the soundtrack to a theatre play by George Ryga. Considered by some to be a lost progressive work of some worthiness, the contents were also played live by the band throughout the play's entire run.
22 October 2023
The Gallants - Man From U.N.C.L.E/ The Vagabond
8 October 2023
Crocheted Doughnut Ring - Maxine's Parlour/ Get Out Your Rock And Roll Shoes
Year of Release: 1968
Their career is notable for having accidentally birthed a genuinely freaky classic, though. "Two Little Ladies (Azalea And Rhododendron)" emerged on Polydor in 1967 and was a gentle piece of whimsical popsike, but was backed by a piece of Eden-led mania in "Nice" which was essentially the A-side remixed and retooled to become an ambient masterpiece. The Orb and The KLF might have "invented" the Ambient House genre, but all "Nice" lacks is a series of car engines and train horns before it becomes the future of the chill out room. A number of forward-thinking Pirate Radio DJs opted to play it over the more conventional A-side.
The group might have used that opportunity to fly their psychedelic banner higher, but in reality their other singles on Deram are much more conventional, with 1967's "Havana Anna" sounding like a bubblegum track being shoved rudely and ignobly on to a bouncy castle and 1968's "Dance Around Julie" being yet more clappy paisley party tweeness.
Nestling between those two singles was this one, however, which restores the balance somewhat. The A-side "Maxine's Parlour" was written by the legendary Bill Fay and is muscled up into a towering epic; mellotrons meeting a huge moody (blue) chorus and Eleanor Rigby styled loneliness. It's not really commercial enough to be a hit single, and indeed it wasn't - but it's a fine reminder of other potential avenues the band might have explored. The track is available for download on iTunes and elsewhere.
The flip, however, has fallen out of circulation and is the brittle underside to the disc, being a full-blown rock rave-up referencing Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis Presley and the whole damn quiffed up gang. While there's no doubt it was largely formulated by a studio jam, it's still a blistering and forceful listen, showing that the rock and roll spirit was alive and well even in such long-haired bodies.






































